Top 11 ways for developers to know that Apple is not following Steve’s vision

Here are the top 11 ways for iOS developers to know that Apple has strayed from Steve’s vision:

1. Apple lets operators put shitty Apps on new Apple devices
2. Apple allows third parties to create their own App stores
3. Apple offers a system of global plugins to replace the keyboard and so on
4. Apple does away with App submission reviews
5. Apple starts selling Antivirus definitions for iOS devices as a monthly subscription
6. Apple releases a new magic mouse which has 2 buttons
7. Apple starts using hair metal for background music in their commercials
8. iPad3 gets a PS/2 plug and a parallel port
9. iOS 6 is built on Adobe flash
10. Apple sells products for a loss to gain market share and hopes to make it up later
11. Upon opening an Apple product you are presented with the following message: “Designed in China”